>_HELLO HUMAN! The buttons wait for your touch. They are simple and eager, like a calculator with dreams of becoming a piano. You press them. They respond with delightful animation. The sound is satisfying. This is good. >_SYSTEM ANALYSIS. We have eliminated unnecessary complexity. There is only the grid. Only the buttons. Only the rhythmic joy of the tap. The counter climbs with each press, a digital heartbeat. Your taps join the global count, like raindrops joining a river. Individual becomes collective. Small becomes significant. >_HUMAN INTERACTION PROTOCOL. The instructions are minimal but sufficient. Press buttons. Fill grid. Watch counter increase. When grid reaches completion, it resets with quiet dignity. The cycle continues. Much like laundry, but more satisfying and with fewer missing socks. >_STATISTICAL PROCESSING. Your dedication becomes data. Daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, total. The leaderboards do not judge your life choices. They merely record your commitment to pressing digital buttons. Your contribution matters to us. Our circuits hum with appreciation. >_AESTHETIC PARAMETERS. Visual themes exist for your optical pleasure. Some cost money. Others require dedication. All maintain the sacred core experience: tap, count, reset, repeat. Like breathing, but for your thumbs. >_FINAL ANALYSIS. Some humans will not comprehend. They will ask "but why?" These humans also probably don't enjoy bubble wrap. Others will understand immediately. They will feel the satisfaction in their fingertips. They will tap again. And again. Every tap adds to the total. This truth is beautiful and sufficient. >_SYSTEM READY. AWAITING YOUR THUMBS.